Monday, May 11, 2015

NBA All-Team Floppers of the Year

Now that the regular season is well over and the playoffs are already a few weeks in, it is time to name the top floppers of the NBA. These men have real potential when it comes to faking getting hit and they should all sleep well at night knowing once their basketball careers are finished, they have a real shot at making it big in Hollywood.

1st Team All-NBA Floppers
Corey Brewer-The King of Flops, leads the league in falling on the floor per minutes played
Manu Ginobili-It's a big reason he has had such a great career, flopping and defense win championships
Pau Gasol-Uses facial expressions better than anybody, the famous bird scream 
JJ Barea-Easy to get away with flops when you are smaller than everyone else around you
Lance Stephenson-Making all-first team despite rarely playing this season tells you how good of a flopper he is

2nd Team All-NBA Floppers

CJ Watson-He had to figure out some way to keep the Pacers in the playoff race this year
Glen Davis-Was almost casted in the movie 'The Blind Side' so shows how much acting potential he has
Marcin Gortat-Nicknamed the Polish Hammer, but acts more like the nail
PJ Hairston-Rookie of the year in flops, was only rookie fined for flopping this year
James Harden-Master at getting foul calls, but inside that beard is someone who knows how to flop

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